Sell My Tempe, Arizona House Myself For Cash
You couldn't have landed on a more perfect page. Welcome to House Buyers Phoenix. We buy houses in Tempe, AZ. But without realtors, commissions, fees, closing costs, showings, delays, negotiations, headaches, and uncertainty.
Call: (602) 429-7199, but hurry. It's first-come first-served. And, lately, our phone has been blowing up, thanks to this spiffy new website.
Anyways, do NOT expect the following 10 things to happen when you call and consider selling your home to us:
1) No one answers. We take calls seven days a week, at all hours of the day. In the rare instance when our entire team of home buyers is tied up with a client, please leave a voicemail with your name, property address, and phone number and we'll call you back within minutes. Same thing goes for emails and text messages - expect prompt, thoughtful responses.
2) Rude support. We don't hire minimum wage receptionists who chomp bubblegum, talk over you, then roll their eyes and sigh every time you ask a question. Everyone on our small squad is crazy-passionate about this. And, it'll show.
3) Delays. We're known as the "sell house quick Tempe" guys for a reason. Buying homes at breakneck speeds is kinda our thing. So you won't hear, "How's next week or the week after that looking for ya?" when we're trying to schedule a time to come out and take a look at your residence. We'll drop everything and drive over within the hour if need be.
4) Pressure. We're real estate investors, not door-to-door vacuum salesmen. Our meeting is short and sweet and totally casual. All we wanna do is meet you, learn about your situation, answer any questions you may have, address your concerns, and do a quick walk-through. If you decide you don't wanna sell? Hey, we don't wanna buy. It's not worth it to us. We'd rather keep our reputation in tact.
5) Fees. From the phone call to the in-person consultation and everything thereafter... our service is 100% free. No charges, ever.
6) Low-ball offers. Our model looks like this: pay more than the competition, do more deals, win with volume. Basically, we're not going to take advantage of you and try to make a killing flipping your property. Like, achoo!, some people. (Sorry, had to sneeze there.) By paying you what it's worth, and then some, sure, we'll make less when we fix it up and go to resell it... but don't feel bad for us, lots of little deals add up over time.
7) Chores. Answer calls. Respond to emails. Reply to text messages. Meet me here. Print, initial, sign, and fax this. Mail that. Oops, wrong form. Please redo. Cut a check. Clean, dust, mop, scrub, vacuum, get rid of junk, declutter, organize, stage, now keep it spotless. Don't touch a thing. Answer your door - the inspector's there. Be around from noon to 4 pm - they're coming to take pictures. I need you out - someone wants to see it. We're on our way. Oh, and check your email - more forms. Is THAT what you want the next 90 days to look like? Didn't think so. With us, you'll do approximately none of the above. (You're welcome.)
8) Stipulations. Swap out the in-floor cleaner pop-up thingies in the pool. Make the water not green. Replace those beat up baseboards. Patch that hole. Repaint all walls. Empty out the garage. Ditto the closets and cupboards. Furniture you don't want? It's all gotta go. Get the carpets cleaned. Then the windows. Then the blinds. Recharge your AC unit. Call a landscaper to come check out that leak by the firecracker bush. Have Green Mango treat the termite issue. Be out by this date. No exceptions. Good luck moving. Sound awful? Great news: the nightmare I just described? Is avoided entirely when you sell your Tempe, AZ home directly to us.
9) Inconveniences. Our sell your home fast for cash system was created with comfort in mind. We'll never ask you to shuffle your day-to-day around; instead, we'll work with your schedule. Even if it means early mornings, late nights, or weekends. You call the shots. Cool, right? Even more than the speed, the fact that we pay cash and take your home "as is"... our clients appreciate our flexibility the most. For example: we'll let you or your tenants live in the house after we buy it; plus help you find a new place to live; plus hire movers to do the heavy lifting when it's time.
10) Surprises. Unlike when you use a real estate agent to sell your house, there's no fine print, no unexpected expenses, no last minute changes, no getting talked down on price, and no deal that falls through the day before closing. Our way is the safe, secure, predictable way to sell your pad.
Let's recap real quick. Shall we?
We're friendly, fast, easy-going workaholics. It costs nothing to use us and we insist on paying top dollar. We'll buy any house in any condition with zero hassle and zero headaches. And you can sell your home to us with peace of mind, knowing it'll go exactly as planned.
One last thing I forgot to mention:
As if all that wasn't enough, we're one of the only "we buy ugly houses" companies that's local. This isn't some lame franchise that's popping up satellite services in every big city across the United States. We're Phoenix natives. All born and raised right here in the Valley.
Which means, we know and love this place, and its people, more than the money-chasers we're "competing" against. (I put that in quotes because, in my biased opinion, there is no competition.)
Well, whenever you're ready: sell your home privately today.
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